The Game
Keeping score as a reason to live
by Tim O'Sullivan
Mike "Spanky" Beveridge is the official statistician for the Portland
Sea Dogs, and he hasn't missed a single game at Hadlock Field in the seven-year
history of the franchise. From his perch in the press box he meticulously
records every detail of baseball. Yet even as the official statistician,
Spanky does not get paid. He does it because he has to -- he's hardwired for
it. With his acumen for averages, trends, and statistics friends ask Mike why
he isn't a stockbroker. "Those numbers don't mean anything to me," says Spanky.
"These [baseball] numbers mean something to me."
Beveridge scored his first game when he was six. "I remember it vividly. It was
my uncle's softball game." Spanky's technical proficiency has come a long way
since then. Today he uses a laptop computer and "Automated Scorecard" software
developed by Alex Grimm, Naval Intelligence cryptographer. The program is
capable of deriving a myriad of statistics, but not enough for Spanky: "I've
been hounding Alex to create a pitcher-versus-batter function," which would
generate statistics based on head-to-head competition for any particular batter
versus any particular pitcher, "and now he is coming out with it. July 1. I'm
counting down the days."
Along with the 50 resumes he submitted for the job and his love of the game, it
was Spanky's skills with the computer that got him the "job." "If Leroy was
computer literate," confesses Spanky, "I wouldn't be here."
Leroy is Leroy Rand, official scorekeeper for the Sea Dogs. He has been keeping
score at baseball games since his junior high days at Cummings School in East
Deering during the 1940s. "I didn't make the baseball team. So the coach told
me if I went in town and bought him a newspaper and talked to this sportswriter
who did it all the time, that I could keep score."
Leroy has seen scorekeeping evolve throughout the years. "What they can do now
is just unreal," he marvels. While keeping score for the Maine Guides during
the '80s it might have taken Leroy nearly two hours of work after the game to
fill out the official, oversized scorecard. "Now, Spanky has it all hot off the
press in five minutes."
But Spanky and Leroy are not the only ones keeping score.
Glenn Jordan covers the Sea Dogs for the Portland Press Herald. He first
started keeping score at his older brother's little league games and at whiffle
ball games in the neighbor's yard. "I hit like 50 home runs. It was a short
porch." Sometimes Glenn will refer to Sea Dogs scorecards from years past to
help jog his memory. "Also, it makes the game go by faster. It helps you pay
attention, otherwise...," he stares dreamily at the summer sky above Hadlock.
As dedicated as these men are, there is yet a deeper level of fanaticism.
Beveridge, Rand, and Jordan all have official capacities with the Sea Dogs and
their scorekeeping has a palpable end. Tom Keene is a fan and season-ticket
holder who keeps score at every game out of an unadulterated passion.
While he may not use military intelligence level software, Tom is just as
detailed utilizing his multi-colored click pen. "Red is for strikeouts and
called strikes. Black is for swinging strikes, balls, and hits. Green is for
walks and runs. Blue is for foul balls." It goes on and on. "Patterns in
baseball are like patterns in life," he says in a philosophical moment.
Tom first kept score as a kid listening to Red Sox games on the radio. He
produced scorecards for every game of the 1967 and 1975 World Series, and
remembers having a "shaky pen" as he wrote "HR Fisk" at the historic end of
game 6 in 1975. Special moments like these motivate Tom to keep score. "I know
one day I'll be at a perfect game.
"It is conceivable, though I won't admit this," Tom adds with a wry smile, "but
I might be obsessive-compulsive."