OSMOSIS JONES
“That,” said the toddler to his mother as they left the cinema, “was the grossest
movie I’ve ever seen.” The Farrelly brothers are back, and I’m happy to report that
the constraints imposed on their œuvre by a PG rating merely serve to shift
emphasis from the mangled genitalia of yore to family-friendly gags like gargantuan
exploding whiteheads.
The zit in question sits on the forehead of Frank (Bill Murray), a whey-faced
zookeeper with a hankering for the unhealthy. The pulsing blemish is actually a
nightclub populated by all manner of cells, germs, and viruses — in fact, Frank’s
entire body is a vibrant microcosm of microbes, complete with a mayoral race and
a criminal-justice system. Osmosis Jones (Chris Rock) is a young white blood cell
on the force; like many good cops, he’s recently seen his best efforts backfire on
him. But when a malicious virus (Laurence Fishburne) intent on Frank’s
destruction enters the picture, Os sees a chance for redemption. Teaming with
self-important cold pill Drix (David Hyde Pierce), he sets out to kick some
bacterial butt.
Despite Murray’s best efforts, the live-action interludes here are slight (and puerile
in that patented Farrelly style). But in Frank’s body, animators have created a
colorful and dynamic megalopolis where atulence and phlegm are rendered with
storybook whimsy.
— Mike Miliard