** Diffuser
INJURY LOVES MELODY
(Hollywood)
This New York–based band have been waiting around in various guises (including Flu 13)
since 1994 for their shot at whatever it is bands want major labels to give them a shot
at — and they’ve been waiting since last summer for Hollywood to release this CD. But
from the start, it’s clear that the brand of guitar-powered, angst-ridden, vaguely
dissonant alterna-rock they specialize in is somewhat out of date. Sure, Diffuser prove
adept at writing and recording the kind of album that Foo Fighters have been turning
out since the demise of Nirvana. In fact, the best songs here are better than just
good. But what’s most telling about Injury Loves Melody — and, indeed, about
the state of ‘90s-style alterna-rock in general — is that the most engaging track is
a hidden cut that pops up more than 10 minutes after the disc’s final cut. Yeah, it’s
one of those secret cuts that were once so fashionable, but the real surprise is
that after a full album of serious, soul-searching, occasionally tedious tunes, Diffuser
switch gears and deliver a blistering, genuinely amusing (and catchy) Spinal
Tapustyle cock-rock parody with a screamin’ Paul Stanleyish intro rap, lots of
crowd noise, a shredding guitar solo, and ±yrics like “Pull me around in your
sex shop/Like a wet mop/On a hot potato/Hot butter running down the crack of your
ass/My motor’s running so come on please step on the gas.”
— Matt Ashare
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